Tuesday, May 29, 2012

It's a Stormy Giveaway!

Today is the release of The Bewitching Tale of Stormy Gale, and to celebrate, I'm giving away a copy of the first book in this series, The Twisted Tale of Stormy Gale, as well as a $10 gift certificate to either Amazon or B&N so you can load up on some more steampunk! All you have to do to enter is comment on this post. The winner will be selected on May 30th at 8:00 p.m. EST and announced on this post. I will also email the winner if an address is made available in comments.

Check out a short excerpt from the book!

London, England, July 4th, 1841

As the sun crested the horizon beyond the Park Village row-homes of Albany Street, a turtle dove flew overhead. Shadows from the surrounding magnolia trees dappled the ivory exterior of the building in a dazzling display. From my hiding spot behind the hedgerow, I took a moment to soak in the lovely view, then another to enjoy the horrified, high-pitched scream that rent the cool morning air.

The sound warmed me right down to the cockles of my heart as I closed the now empty rat-trap with a satisfied snap. I was like the f*%$ing Marines, right? Getting more done before 7:00 a.m. than most people do all day. Oo-rah!

There was already some activity on the street so I stowed the trap in a large basket I'd brought along with me. Despite the pleasant temperature, I pulled the coarse brown cape tighter around my

shoulders, covering my telltale mass of black hair with its hood. Stripping off my leather gloves, I took a furtive glance around. All clear.

I shambled along the stucco building until its end then shifted onto the street. Buoyed by yet another successful mission, I magnanimously awarded a merit point to Ms. Blakeslee for her newfound bravery. Beyond that one initial scream, there had been no ruckus or fanfare this time. Apparently the little chit had learned that dealing privately with whatever came her way was preferable to running down the street in her unmentionables like a lunatic. Even with that, in my mind, the score was thirteen to one, with me in the lead. Not bad for a few weeks' work.

I covered a good distance, skirting the perimeter of Regent's Park, until the narrow cobbled streets gave way to wider avenues lined with rows of shops. Shielded by a large pickle barrel, I shucked my cloak, stuffing it into the basket along with my trap. The air grew warmer by the minute, and it was a relief to be free of the scratchy garment. Giving my hair a fluff, I stepped onto the now bustling city street, melding into the crowd. Mission accomplished.

I began my long walk home, the initial euphoria at a job well-done seemed to lessen with every step. Sooner or later, Dev would catch me sneaking in or out and ask me directly what I was up to. The thought of answering filled me with dread. He was going to be all, "You're better than that, love."

And I'd be all, "No, you're better than that. I'm exactly equivalent to that."

Then we'd argue, and he'd make me feel guilty. I didn't want to feel guilty. I wanted to feel righteous. Besides, no matter what he said, it wouldn't stop me. There was a job that needed doing and I was going to do it until it felt done.

My heroine, Stormy, is a real piece a work. An eye for an eye kind if gal who will protect those she loves by any means necessary. My question to you, readers, is how do you feel about a heroine who isn't sweet, or even all that nice? Do you like your protaganists to be obviously flawed or do you prefer to root for someone you can look up to and aspire to be like? Comment for a chancer to win a copy of the first book in the series and a $10 gift card!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Here Be News

Our new releases this week


London, 1841

There I was, retired from time pirating, enjoying a full if somewhat conventional life as a wife and mother. Then a chance encounter with a stranger drew me back into a world I'd thought I'd left, quite literally, in the past. From his odd behavior and even odder answers to my questions, I knew Phineas Grubb was up to something. I should have trusted my instincts--before he pulled out a time-travel mechanism and dragged my brother, Bacon, back with him...

Salem, 1698

The infamous Witch Trials may have ended a few years earlier, but the people of Salem are still pretty touchy about outsiders that appear in town as if by magic. Thanks to Grubb, my brother's been accused of witchcraft and thrown in jail. Now it's up to me and my husband, Dev, to save Bacon's bacon before the hysteria starts up again, and the course of history is altered forever...

Sequel to The Twisted Tale of Stormy Gale.

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Here Be Magic Group Announcements

Check out Jeffe Kennedy's brand new cover for Rogue's Pawn coming July 16, 2012. Beautiful, no?


Jeffe just sold book 2 in the Blood Currency series (for Ellora’s Cave). Feeding the Vampire will now be followed by Hunting the Siren.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Finishing A Series

For the past few of weeks I’ve been working on the revisions for two books. Both are the last in their series. On one hand it’s really nice to finish something that I’ve been working on for a couple of years, but on the other I’m a bit sad to be leaving the characters and their worlds.

Because I’m also working on the start of a new series (that will begin in 2013) it’s also made me pause and think about how I write. When I plot a series I need to know where it’s going, each book has to move the overall arc forward without making it necessary to read the books in order. Because I write romance each book also needs a different couple to find their way to a HEA.

The Sex with Strings series (Ellora’s Cave) was obviously a 4 book series as there are 4 Vampires in the rock band; Phoenix, Thanatos, Sirius and Absinthe. The Shadowlands series (Sourcebooks) was different. I decided early on that while 6 men were cursed there wasn’t going to be 6 novel length stories. How much can be written about Celtic warriors breaking a curse and adapting to modern life? So the three main guys get a book each and the others make cameos :)

Of course as a reader I appreciate a series with an end. So while my favourite fantasy series, Deverry by Katharine Kerr is 14 books, it was broken up into smaller series. The Dark Age Dawning trilogy by Ellen Conner is paranormal romance but each book moved forward in time and showed a different aspect of what was happening in the world.

As a reader what do you prefer, an ongoing world or a definite end?

Monday, May 21, 2012

Here Be News

Links of Interest

Avengers concept art takes a closer look at Loki’s staff and Hawkeye’s arrows This is so cool! The detail is incredible. There's a link to the artist's site in the article.

Updates on the DOJ lawsuit: Judge comes down hard on publishers, Apple in e-book case

Patrick Rothfuss speaks to time-travelling reviewers on Goodreads.

Group Announcements

Download an extended excerpt of The Bewitching Tale of Stormy Gale by Christine Bell here.

Join Jenny Schwartz Friday night to chat about Steampunk Romance. From Jenny:

This Friday, May 25, at 9 pm (New York time, which is Saturday morning if you’re an Aussie) I’ll be hosting the last #steampunkchat before the Twitterati scatter for their (northern) summer holidays — so be sure to join in before #steampunkchat goes on summer hiatus. The theme is Steampunk Romance. If you read, write, costume, sing or otherwise adore the romantic element in Steampunk, please join the one hour Twitter chat. Everyone is welcome and the chat is very friendly.


The #steampunkchat will kick off with the question: What makes steampunk romantic? You are more than welcome to argue that steampunk is not romantic at all…but I won’t believe you  Also think heroes, heroines, villains, etiquette, social change and mechanical marvels. I’m looking forward to a lively discussion. At the end of the session, there’ll be five minutes for everyone to share a self-promo post.

Look for Cindy Spencer Pape at World Steam Expo in Dearborn, MI this coming weekend.

Rebecca York, who has been running a critique group since the mid 80's, is excited to announce that she received the WRW Nancy Richards-Akers Mentoring Award. Unfortunately, she has the slight feeling that "it never even happened," because she was in Belgium when they made the presentation.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Blurring the Lines with Monsters


Sausalito, California. But is there an incubus lurking beneath the pier?

Urban fantasy is a strange mix of the world we live in and the world of fantasy. I thought it might be easier to write than straight fantasy. After all, I grew up in Marin County, California. I remember it very well and have friends there who take pictures of bizarre spots I need. They scour my manuscripts for factual errors.

Making something up from scratch might actually have been easier, just so you know.

But the creatures in an urban fantasy--those have to be unique. Every vampire, werewolf, angel, or demon story out there has a distinct take on what we think we know. The settings may look like our world, but the rules are always different.

My Monster Haven stories are filled with a menagerie—closet monsters, brownies, fairies, an incubus, sea serpents, skunk apes, the Leprechaun Mafia.  You can’t sneeze without something weird handing you a tissue.

Though probably delicious, these
 are not the kind of brownies I mean.
And every one of them has rules to their existence, a family life, and of course, a description. If I’d gone with an epic sword and sorcery fantasy, I might have been able to use, for example, what everyone generally accepts as a dragon. 

But how can you fit a dragon into someone’s cramped garage? I couldn’t. Zoey’s garage was too full of boxes. She needed to get into those boxes to find Barbie furniture for the family of brownies hiding in her linen closet.

And that’s how the pigmy dragon, Bruce, was born. More compact, you see. Molly, the brownie, explained it to Zoey. The world is a much smaller place now. It’s hard enough for someone Molly’s size to keep out of sight of humans. Dragons adapted and became smaller.

In my books, I have a philosophy: The more fantastic the creature, the more down-to-earth I should make his problems. If I’m going to ask you to believe that Maurice, the closet monster, is not just real, but someone you want to hang around with, I have to give him recognizable, human problems. His gargoyle wife is having an affair with a bridge troll, and she kicked Maurice out. He’s homeless, miserable, and cooks better than a trained chef. Here’s a little spoiler for you: In Monster in My Closet, the closet monster is not the bad guy.

Photo credit: Nick Ballard
The point is, monsters have real problems, too. I think that’s why I love urban fantasy so much. That line between the fantastic and the mundane zigzags, blurs, and eventually becomes irrelevant. 

Molly and her kids are the victims of domestic abuse. A black eye is a black eye. It doesn’t matter if the person who was hit is less than a foot tall. Iris, my skunk-ape (cousin of Bigfoot, often sighted in the southeast U.S.) does not stink to high heaven like the rest of his clan. He doesn’t want to smell bad. He likes flowers. They kicked him out. Conform or leave.  And poor little Bruce? He’s got a nasty cold. 

Because sometimes the problems of monsters are actually pretty simple.

So, the next time you run into a monster or other fantastical creature, maybe take the time to get to know him. See if he needs some help or just someone to listen to his problems for awhile. Maybe he could use a friend.

And maybe, despite his glowing eyes, fangs, and claws, he's just like you.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Movie Review: Cabin in the Woods

I have to admit that I'm not a huge fan of horror movies. I never watched them as a kid and only started in high school because I was more or less forced to. Eventually, monster movies became okay, but the movies where people just go around killing other people? Uh... no. The closest I came was the first Scream movie because it made fun of all the tropes of horror movies.


When I heard the name Joss Whedon associated with the new Cabin in the Woods, I was tempted to see it. Then I saw that Thor himself, Chris Hemsworth, was in it and I wanted to go. When friends kept saying how good it was, I started bemoaning both my husband's dislike of horror movies and our lack of a babysitter. In the end, I went through a rather expensive and convoluted plan to go with a girlfriend from high school.

I am happy to report that those tropes I mentioned? Cabin in the Woods used all of them AND made them have a purpose within the story. If you haven't seen me mention this elsewhere: Joss Whedon is brilliant.

The story starts with a rather odd clip that takes place in a lab type setting where two men (Sitterson & Hadley) are discussing work. My friend and I glanced at each other with the "What did we get ourselves into?" look in our eyes. Then the title flashed on the screen and the action moved to a college town (specifically the apartment shared by our two female leads: Jules and Dana). They're getting ready to go away for the weekend with Jules's boyfriend, Curt; the guy they're trying to fix Dana up with, Holden; and their stoner friend, Marty. (I missed a bit in here because of a phone call from my mother--don't ask.) They pass the requisite creepy old man who tells them not to go to the cabin. Of course they go anyway.

Scenes between the kids at the cabin are broken up by scenes in the lab/control-room where bets are being placed on outcome and other things that are a bit confusing at first. But, the control-room scenes are also the primary comic relief in the movie. As things progress at the cabin, people start behaving... strangely, and then during a game of truth or dare, a trap door in the floor is sprung and they go into the cellar to investigate. This starts the real chain of events in motion. And it's one hell of a fun ride.

I really don't want to give away more of the story, let's just say if you like the twists and turns Joss Whedon always worked into his television shows, you will love this movie. Plus, he made sure to cast some fan favorites: Amy Acker (Fred from Angel), Fran Kranz (Topher from Dollhouse), and Tom Lenk (Jonathan from Buffy). There's even a Firefly Easter egg that I totally missed :(

A couple complaints.
It needed to be longer. At 95 minutes, it was a pretty short movie anyway, but an extra thirty minutes would have allowed for more showing of how the college kids were manipulated, which would have made their personality changes more obvious to the viewer (as it was, we didn't see enough of them before being at the cabin to see the difference).
The end was... not what I (or my friend wanted). It wasn't a horrible ending, but it felt too easy--lazy almost. It was fine, but the movie opened itself up for some brilliant, crazy ending and it just wasn't there. I'm very curious to get the blu-ray and see if it includes an alternative ending (or more than one).

Overall though, Cabin in the Woods has taken its place as my favorite horror movie ever. If you're a fan of intelligent spoofs or of Joss Whedon's work, you should definitely check it out.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Here Be News

New releases this week

THE FALLEN QUEEN

Heaven can go to hell.

Until her cousin slaughtered the supernal family, Anazakia’s father ruled the Heavens, governing noble Host and Fallen peasants alike. Now Anazakia is the last grand duchess of the House of Arkhangel’sk, and all she wants is to stay alive.

Hunted by Seraph assassins, Anazakia flees Heaven with two Fallen thieves—fire demon Vasily and air demon Belphagor, each with their own nefarious agenda—who hide her in the world of Man. The line between vice and virtue soon blurs, and when Belphagor is imprisoned, the unexpected passion of Vasily warms her through the Russian winter.

Heaven seems a distant dream, but when Anazakia learns the truth behind the celestial coup, she will have to return to fight for the throne—even if it means saving the man who murdered everyone she loved.

Get your copy of The Fallen Queen at Amazon (paperback pre-order) | on Kindle |Barnes & Noble (paperback pre-order and Nook) | The Book Depository | Books On Board | Diesel | Epic Fantasy Books and look for the next installment of The House of Arkhangel’sk trilogy coming August 14, 2012 from Entangled Publishing!